Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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