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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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