RUDE and INSULTIVE SMS

W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment



H: Handsome
U: Useful (C
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous



What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?



But i like the way u think..
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself,


whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute()
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING


Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here. (---



u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins



When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, (
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!


QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".



Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.(