Monday

FUNNY SMS JOKE (Two)

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

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