What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering