SMS JOKES 2

☻VIRGIN
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.




☻GUYS
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.




☻cOOL GIRL
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down




☻HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !


☻WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!


☻SICK LEAVE
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?


☻BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!


☻VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?



☻F**KING MAFIA
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!


☻THE BUSH
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!


☻The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!




☻Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?


☻Good Sex
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!


☻Equation
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!